Are you crazy? Answer the questions and find out
The rules to this test are quite simple. Don’t skip any questions and answer them all honestly. All questions have 4 possible answers. Write each answer down. At the end of the test check to see which letter is prevailing: A, B, C, or D, and look for the description below.
1. Why do you want to take this test?
A. Because I’m pretty sure I’m crazy.
B. Because I have to take at least 3 personality tests a day, or I will die.
C. The voices in my head told me to…
D. I love personality tests!
2. Do you have many friends?
A. Not many.
B. Only a few, but they’re all annoyed by me.
C. A lot! But they’re all imaginary.
D. I guess I do, but I might be seeing everything double.
3. What do you like most about today?
A. No one’s called me on the phone so far, so that’s nice…
B. I missed all puddles on my walk today.
C. My job…no…my new hairstyle…no…wait, oh my god I can never decide.
D. Sunshine in my hair! Birds chirping! Clouds shaped like a dog! A plane! A plane!
4. Are you crazy?
A. Are YOU crazy?
B. Not at all! I just got some unusual habits.
C. I’d like to think I’m not, but many people disagree with me.
D. Pretty damn crazy.
5. If you were an animal which one would you be?
A. A prairie dog. I like to hide in the ground.
B. A flock of seagulls.
C. A chipmunk.
D. Eww… no.
6. If you could go visit a crazy place, which one would it be?
A. The upside down world. I know it exists!
B. A white and sterile hospital room.
C. Disney world!…no..lalalala…no NY…no…
D. Anywhere if it’s on a boat.
7. Pick your favorite candy:
A. Nothing with a caramel filling, I’m afraid of suffocating.
B. Oreo’s, but only the filling.
C. M&Ms! Love the colors.
D. Funnel cake! Do you have some?
Now let’s see the results:
Admit it! The first thing you thought of when you saw the test was that it was a part of some elaborate conspiracy to wash everyone’s minds, and you thought that our magazine was also out to get you.
What you might have found yourself feeling quite often is a surge of unwanted and exaggerated episodes of jealousy, along with delusional persecution. Paranoia is mostly fueled by fear and anxieties, and it’s most often irrational.
O.C.D. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
What’s most surprising is that you were able to finish this test without going off in the middle of it, to go tidy up your closet for the tenth time today.
You might have started experiencing this behavior around the time you became a teenager, or maybe even earlier than that. What you experience on a daily basis is many repeated and unwanted thoughts, sensations and feelings that urge you to act a certain way, as a response to your obsessions. You may have also noticed that if you try not to act on those urges, you’ll feel anxious, and you’ll feel the need to do it even more.
Multiple personality disorder
Having this condition will also mean that you might experience a lot of memory loss, so you might not remember if you already took this test before, and which one of you took it.
Your symptoms may include frequent gaps of memory loss, a disruption in your identity, and an impairment in occupational and social functioning.
You don’t have to worry about the above mentioned conditions, because you are most definitely crazy, foolish, and irrational. You will already have a lot of things on your plate, so worrying about a stupid test result won’t be one of them.
About the author
Marija Krstova is a blogger and content writer. She writes about health & wellness, fitness & nutrition, travel, gaming, lifestyle and more. When she’s not writing, you can find her travelling, playing with her dogs or enjoying a sunny day at the park.